... this blog entry goes out to all of you I've been visiting so far, but also to those I will still get the pleasure to meet with in the future. Let me tell you this.
I thank you so much for taking the hard decision of my shoulders I face everytime using a public restroom of weather to use up all the toilet paper that is left to cover the seat in order to be able to place my bottom on it, or to get some upper leg exercise by letting the extra liquid go by just holding my bottom centimeters (I try not to think of millimeters - the thought gets in my head that I might accidently touch the seat then anyway) upon the seat. Well, to be honest, most times option 1 wasn't even a choice for the lack of toilet paper. But still. When entering a stall here in China I am completely secure about what to do and how to behave.
I can also tell you're all trying your hardest to contribute to the worldwide paper saving by not even putting a single roll for people with an urgent need into your stalls. I think this is very smart, as you force every single person to think about their responsibility to choose between the possibilities to either bring their own paper, but that way to contribute to the global waste, or to totally go without toilet paper. Given by the amount of paper that I get to see in those bins places next to each toilet, most people decided to rather save the world than to use paper. Well, this is one step into the right direction.
Oh yes, talking about the bins, how very clever of you to keep your narrow pipes clean by forcing everybody to throw their toilet related trash into garbage cans. And I want to thank you for your thoughtfulness to not put a lid onto those containers, so I don't even have to put my hand on this very unappealing surface to get rid of my trash. With that in mind, I can easily take the picture of other peoples throw away. Like that.
But I have to tell you though, that if I ever considered wearing overalls or a leotard, I would get into serious trouble when it gets time to give you guys business. Because considering the fact that you are all installed on GROUND LEVEL without the slightest possibility to place your butt anywhere, I doubt that I would be able to pee in that crouch position without getting fully undressed or to get part or all of my clothing covered in something not so enjoyable. You might want to think about that. Or i should think about getting a catheder places for this matter. Yes, that might be an option.
Oh, and please don't feel to bad about the general absence of soap (FYI there are not even any holders installed where soap could possibly come out), as for this matter I am happy to bring my own hand sanitizer.
With all this being said now, I think I can manage living with you during the next 6 months, put please don't be offended when I got to tell you know that I do prefer your German colleagues. Just for the paper though, just for the paper!...
Sincerely, one loyal client